New York’s got fancy

Princess JuJu

Julia decided that Paris was the fanciest place on Earth and wouldn’t stop talking about it. In order to show her that New York is every bit as fancy, I took her to Tiffany’s for a daddy-daughter date. At first they tried to sell us stuff, but finally left us alone. One girl thought she’d be nice and pointed out a heart shaped necklace, which failed to capture Julia’s attention. She thought she’d try again. She pulled out a ginormous ring and asked Julia if she knew what it was. Julia nodded and said, “Aquamarine.” The lady was impressed.

The next step in our tour of New York’s fanciness was The Nutcracker Ballet (It iiiiiiiiis the cracker ballet). Julia wore her sparkly shoes and held her dress as she walked up the stairs just like I imagine all princesses do. She sat on the edge of the seat and clapped when everyone else clapped. She got a lot of attention. The lady who sat next to her offered to let her borrow her binoculars because we were of course in the cheap seats. They were much too big for her little head and she covered the lenses with her hands trying to hold them, but that didn’t stop her. She held them to her head and enjoyed the ballet. About half way through the first half, she turned to me and said, “Papa, I am having a lovely time.”

Cracker Ballet

Cracker Ballet

Julia went through a phase when she always wanted to watch the Nutcracker Ballet. Weston left off the first part and called it simply “Cracker Ballet.” Whenever you would try to correct him and say, “It’s Nutcracker Ballet,” Weston would reply, “It iiiiiiiiiis cracker ballet.” If you’d say, “It’s not cracker ballet. It’s nutcracker ballet,” he heard, “It’s not cracker ballet! It’s not cracker ballet!” and would again protest.

Flying in Style

Weston and Julia at the airport

There was a little bit of confusion about one of the rows on our flight. There were three seats but only one boarding pass. The man with the one boarding pass finally had to explain that he had purchased the three seats for himself. Our flight didn’t have a first-class section, so this was one way to guarantee a comfortable flight…or so he must have thought. It was just his luck to pick the row in front of four screaming kids (There was another couple with a four-month-old in the same row). Luckily, we didn’t have the turbulence that made Claire toss her water on the girl sitting in front of her, as was the case flying to Utah, but I imagine we weren’t his ideal neighbors. The flight attendants didn’t dare ask how he enjoyed his flight, and he was not one of the many complimenting us on our well behaved children.

Weston: I’m two.

Friendly JetBlue guy: Really, you’re big for two.

Weston: Yeah, I’m a big boy. I eat all my dinner all gone and get strong muscles.

Rain


Claire: You know, some questions you expect to have to explain to your kids and some you don’t.

Rich: What do you mean?

Claire: Julia just asked how the sun tinkled.

Rich: What did you tell her?

Claire: It was the rain.

Rich: Gross.

Sweet

julia princess fairy

Julia: Am I sweeter than Weston?

Claire: You, Weston, and Conrad are the absolute sweetest.

Julia: But I want to be sweeter than I already am.

Claire: How can you be sweeter than you already are?

Julia: By eating cupcakes.

Doggy Duty

Julia Crown

Recently Julia and Weston have been requesting Beauty and the Beast retold by Jan Brett as their bedtime story. Reading the story the first time, I noticed the following lines:

A troop of monkeys all in court dress appeared to serve her. A charming little dog did duty as her page. In fact, animals of all sorts took the place of gardener, cook, and gamesman.

Never passing up an opportunity for potty humor, I joked about the little dog’s doody.

The kids know the stories so well, it’s fun to tease them with little changes. So, when I read Beauty and the Beast the following night, I said something about the monkey doing duty. Julia interrupted me and said, “No, it was the little doggie that did the doody!” Claire and I both started laughing, which of course triggered something in Julia that made her run around the condo repeating, “The little doggie did the doody! The little doggie did the doody!”