Not a Pregnancy Test

I got an alert saying I had been in close proximity to someone with COVID, so I went to Walgreens to buy one of their rapid tests. I didn’t know you could get a home test, so I started talking to the Walgreens guy.

Rich: “So, these give you a quick result—like a pregnancy test?”

Walgreens Guy: “No, you don’t pee on it. You stick it up your nose.”

Rich (thinking the guy wanted to joke around, pretends to misunderstand): “YOU PEE ON IT! THEN STICK IT UP YOUR NOSE?!?”

Walgreens Guy (a little irritated): “No! I said you don’t pee on it!”

Got it.

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