Dog’s Law of Chastity

Conrad noticed two dogs that were stuck together. Everyone assumed that it was a mean prank that kids did in Mexico: glue two dogs together. He sent everyone a photo in his weekly email. When Weston read it, he started laughing and said it wasn’t kids glueing dogs together. Conrad and I looked really confused. Weston, sitting in the library at BYU, tried to think of the most BYU way to explain it. He said, “When dogs don’t obey the law of chastity, sometimes they get stuck.”