Weston’s Turkey

Every Thanksgiving, the Kindergarteners at our school get to paint a life-size paper turkey and then write down their version of “How to Cook a Turkey.” Here’s Weston’s:

Go to Target and get a turkey for $50.00.
Mix together:
9 cups of garlic
5 chocolate bars
1 spoon of salt
This goes on top. Cook in the microwave for six minutes on medium. When it beeps, wash it and take the heart out. Crack the wishbone.
Eat it.


  • Heather
    January 22, 2011 - 1:58 am | Permalink

    I will try that recipe and tell you how thatbturns out!

  • January 22, 2011 - 2:26 pm | Permalink

    Lovely idea Weston, but you forgot the popcorn.



  • January 24, 2011 - 2:15 pm | Permalink

    I will NOT eat that.

  • Justin
    January 25, 2011 - 11:09 pm | Permalink


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