Archives: May 2009

Julia’s Joke

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Claire told Julia her manners were impeccable. Julia told us she wanted to make a joke. She said there is a woodpecker who saw a tree that looked impeccable. She’s six. That’s a pretty good joke. Is Julia growing up? Are all of her future jokes going to make sense? This is so sad.

drunken midgets Good Ju-Ju

Conrad Hygiene

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Lately, Conrad and Weston have been very interested in superheroes. As a result, Conrad now gives everything a superhero name. And…because of recent events, Conrad is very concerned about his “bat boogies” and washing his hands so he doesn’t catch the “Slime Flu”.

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Rich gets in trouble

Background: Rich and Conrad were roughhousing. Conrad banged his foot on something…

Conrad: Papa hurt me.

Claire: Should we put him in time-out?

Conrad: No. He’d escape.

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