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Happy Birthday Papa

Claire: Good night, Harper. Happy birthday.
Harper: Thank you, Mama. I love you.
Rich: What about Papa?
Harper: Happy birthday, Papa.

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Sleeping Beauty

Harper asked for Sleeping Beauty. It took me a while to figure out why the balloon-maker gave Sleeping Beauty’s breasts breasts.

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Fresh Air


If the car is parked in the sun for a bit and it gets a little warm inside, Harper urgently tells us to turn on the air conditioner by saying, “Turn on the fresh air.” I’ve always liked the cooler and wetter climate of the Pacific Northwest, and, apparently Harper is a fan as well. On a recent trip to Utah, we walked outside and Harper started moaning, “Turn on the fresh air.”

I’m assuming she meant getting into a car, then turning on the air conditioner.

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Harper’s Princess Phase


Harper recently saw Sleeping Beauty and really liked it. There is one problem: she calls it “Pissin Booty.” It also turned her on to a whole world of other pissin things. She wanted pissin jammies, she wants to watch “pissin” movies, and she made the desktop on Claire’s phone a “pissin.”

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iHarper


Harper is always trying to get her fingers on my phone or iPad. I didn’t think she could do any harm since it was turned off. She grabs it, immediately pushes the center button to turn it on, slides her finger across the bottom to unlock it, and continues to modify my task list. I’m not sure it is a selling point in this case, but Apple stuff really is easy to use.

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Hardy Har Shivers

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Harper Update

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Harper Update

This is what she looks like now and this is how she uses a straw:

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When Harper smiles…


…she also sticks her tongue out at me. I never know if she’s laughing with me or at me.

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Harper’s Journal

We started a journal for Harper and Julia wanted to illustrate it. This was the first page that Julia did:
mmm
Now that’s just inappropriate.

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